wow, i had a nice long entry into this b00tch, but decided to scrap it in order to pay homage to my college career. which may or may not be soon coming to an end.
here is what some may call, a preface ...
its a kinda like an intro for a book i am in the process of writing entitled "im too fucking lazy to write a book" ... its set to hit retailers nationwide when i start to give a damn ...
i often compare myself to quentin tarantino, because im a cool ass dude, with hair that is really curly when it gets long.
anyway ... keeping with the tarantino theme, this college tale will come in volumes, much like kill bill.
right now i have 3 volumes planned ... but im an idiot, and im not good at "planning" things ... so, we'll just have to see.
people.
no matter how good, or how bad any experience is ... you will always meet new people. and for that i can always be thankful. with out personal relationships, your life is pretty much worthless.
im talking to you, bitch.
dont get me wrong. i absolutely hate my place of "higher learning" ... but i have met a bunch of cool ass people, that im sure i will stay g'd up pimpin' homie's with long after graduation.
b00tches.
this can be a good and a bad thing. such is life, i guess. but women are the essence of college life. its like ... the milk in your bowl of corn flakes.
can you eat the corn flakes with out the milk? sure ... but what the hell is the point of putting them in a bowl and using a spoon?
or something ...
but college, wouldnt be college without ... the ladies.
speaking of ladies, this comedian (...yeah, that one) pointed out ... how he could make any simple part of an everday conversation sound sleezy by simply adding "ladies" to the end of it.
example:
how are you doing today? .... ladies?!?!?
example b:
what a beautiful service it was this morning at church ... ladies ...
example c:
i want to tenderize the lower regions of hillary duff ... ladies ...
anyway, me and my "getting off subject" ...
back to my point. ah yes, b00tches. more importantly, college b00tches.
the fact is, that men think about sex every 10-15 seconds.
women think about men thinking about sex every 5-10 seconds.
then those same men think about the women thinking about men who are thinking about sex, and start to think, "hmm, threesome?"
its a vicious cycle, and not the type of cycle that can be broken (bicycle, im looking at you) ...
whats my point?
i have no fucking clue. but i do know that if you dont get laid at least 2-3 times every few months in college ... you are not going out enough.
i am by no means the world most attractive male, but i have: a decent ride, my own place, and im hung like an elephant.
a well-endowed elephant.
what i am saying is, the college environment opens you up to a lot of new experiences, a lot of which are sex related.
my book will hit stores in 2000-and-whofuckinknows. so stay tuned, because i plan on going in depth on college b00tches .
drugs.
this is something a lot of people dont really see as a problem ... i dont really consider it a problem ... but i do find it concerning to a certain point ..
ill be the first to tell you that im not really into any kind of drugs. thats not to say i never have been ... but im through with that chapter of my life.
anyway.
i see so many people just get to school and stop giving a damn. they get that grocery money their folks worked 3 extra shifts for, and start buying lines and the rollz, etc, etc.
i have too much respect for myself to do that kind of stuff anymore ... people let drugs take control of them ... skip class ... dont work ... and just expect everything to continue being served on a platter for them ... stuff like that bothers me ...
because i see how hard myself and my mom have worked to get me through this school ... i cant let drugs slip back into my life and run the risk of having them affect me in the same negative way they did back then.
ill go in depth more on that later ... its a long, interesting tale, which is a book all unto itself.
volume 1 of ____?
stay tuned.
-i'm 0ut: - joe @ 12:27 AM
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